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Post by elTussin on Dec 28, 2005 0:14:54 GMT -5
Waffle house has betrayed you. It claims to be "home of the waffles", just look at the name. Waffle. House. And yet, right alongside waffles.........there's bacon. And there's more where that came from. Here comes the hashbrowns. And the eggs. And............the pancakes........the Waffle's greatest enemy. If it's a home for waffles...........then they should serve only waffles. Nothing else. Not even a drink. You just go in and they throw a waffle at you. You don't even get to sit down. Your just bombarded with waffles. One after antoher......until your drenched in the waffle syrup...... now that should be the real Waffle House.
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Post by dcbake on Dec 29, 2005 0:00:02 GMT -5
Yea even when you do sit down your plate is a waffle.
hell make the building a waffle.
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Post by elTussin on Dec 29, 2005 0:02:50 GMT -5
Haha, yes exactly. There's a problem though. If the building is a waffle, then the people will start feasting on the building thus ridding the building itself. So it will no longer be a Waffle House. It won't even be a waffle............well.......I guess they could always cook another one to rebuild it. Heck, there making waffles 24/7, they might as well put their waffle-making skills to use.
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Post by dcbake on Dec 29, 2005 0:04:55 GMT -5
I knuw maybe even waffle porn.
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Post by elTussin on Dec 29, 2005 20:13:34 GMT -5
Waffle Porn..................I think I'm pretty sure what all the syrup would play a part in that.......
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Post by robotosan1080 on Jan 1, 2006 13:28:03 GMT -5
Or "WAFFLE ON PANCAKE" butter would also be another thing that im not sure I want to know how they would use it.
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Post by wafflebaconlover on Feb 4, 2006 15:49:33 GMT -5
waffles and bacon...think about it
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Post by elTussin on Feb 4, 2006 21:38:56 GMT -5
Oh I am............trust me..............I am............
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Post by hoho on Feb 4, 2006 23:33:08 GMT -5
HOLY SHIUT
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Post by elTussin on Feb 18, 2006 16:18:11 GMT -5
dcbake, I'm guessing you were guest "hoho".
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