Further Thoughts On Exploding Heads

[elTussin]

This would be an excerpt from the book "When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops" by George Carlin. I've decided to use it....well.....for the matter that it invovles exploding heads......since this is a topic about exploding heads......anyway, here it is:

"Wouldn't it be interesting if the only way you could die was that suddenly your head blew up? If there were no other causes of death. Everyone died the same way? Sooner or later, without warning, your head simply exploded? You know what I think? I think people would get used to it. I believe people can learn to anything in stride if they think it's unavoidable."

To me, that's a pretty funny idea. Although, I'd much rather die any other way then have my head randomly explode....although that's pure greatness right there.

[dcbake]

Truely that is how I want to die. if only I knew how.

[elTussin]

You could try an experiment to see how. Just strap dynamite to your head........although your experiment would most likely end up killing you........instead of it killing you with your head just exploding randomly............so.............yeah...........choose what you want.

[dcbake]

I think I will genetically engineer a animal that when it dies its head explodes.

Now all i need is a course in genetic information

[elTussin]

You don't need a course. Just go ahead......sure you may end up creating a deadly new disease to afflict upon the world.....but still, you save time....



If you succeed.....I could just imagine the catastrophe at zoos.....

[Paragon]

I think this can be said for exploding heads: it is a painless way to go. You will not feel a thing. Now, your loved ones may not be able to recognize you afterwards, but you still would not have to feel too bad just before you croaked.

[elTussin]

Really? I didn't think it would be completely painless. I thought you might feel a bit of pressure here and there...since your head is about to explode.