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Post by dcbake on Dec 28, 2005 23:38:45 GMT -5
--From George Carlin's When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops
My fellow countrymen, I speak to you as coequals, knowing you are deserving of the honest truth. And let me warn you in advance, my subject matter concerns a serious crisis caused by an event in my past history: the execution-style killing of a security guard on a delivery truck. At that particular point in time, I found myself in a deep depression, making mental errors which seemed as though they might threaten my future plans. I am not over-exaggerating. I needed a new beginning, so I decided to pay a social visit to a personal friend with whom I share the same mutual objectives and who is one of the most unique individuals I have ever personally met. The end result was an unexpected surprise. When I reiterated again to her the fact that I needed a fresh start, she said I was exactly right; and, as an added plus, she came up with a final solution that was absolutely perfect. Based on her past experience, she felt we needed to join together in a common bond for a combined total of twenty-four hours a day, in order to find some new initiatives. What a novel innovation! And, as an extra bonus, she presented me with the free gift of a tuna fish. Right away I noticed an immediate positive improvement. And although my recovery is not totally complete, the sum total is I feel much better now knowing I am not uniquely alone.
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Post by elTussin on Dec 28, 2005 23:46:09 GMT -5
That's actually not the definition. I did get that name form George Carlin's book though. It was that paragraph with the title "Count The Superfluous Redundant Pleonastic Tautologies".
I do know what a tautology is however. A logical tautology is a statement that is true regardless of the truth values of its parts. For example, the statement "All crows are either black, or they are not black," is a tautology, because it is true no matter what color crows are.
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Post by dcbake on Dec 28, 2005 23:50:07 GMT -5
Yea I do like Crow porn aswell.
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Post by elTussin on Feb 18, 2006 16:17:33 GMT -5
You pretty much like every type of porn...
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